I Don't Know How To Do That!

Have you noticed there are a lot of places out there that offer free or cheap websites. There are a lot that offer free or cheap PLR content. Of course you have. You probably have a bunch of free websites and PLR content sitting on your computer right now. They were free so why not get them, right?

Well, if they are sitting on your computer, what good are they? Why aren't they making you the Big Money that they are supposed to be making for you? Is it because they are written in a form that you don't understand and no one told you how to use them? Probably. The folks who make these websites don't care if you use them or not. That is not the reason they are giving you free stuff.

They offer you their free stuff so you will join their list. As soon as you join their list they try to sell you something that you can't live without. Something that is going to catapult your internet business into the next decade instantly. You are never going to see the offer again and if by chance you ever do see it, the price will double or more in the next 10 minutes.

They leave you no choice, buy it now or forever work in the dark ages. So you buy it. You download it. Now that you have this great, life changing software, what do you do next?

They are sure to have some instructions included right? Absolutely! Instructions that were written for the super computer techie types. You don't even know what a data base is let alone how to set one up.

The instructions will go something like this:

1. Go to your cpanel and set up your data base.
2. Upload your files.
3. Chmod your config.php and install.php files to 777.
4. Run the install program.
5. Delete the install.php file from your server.
6. Chmod the config.php file back to 644.
7. Go to your new admin area and configure your new program.
8. If you get an error message when trying to enter the admin area, check your data base for errors.

That's it! You are done. Nice program huh?

What???

How do you set up the data base? How do you check it for errors? What is chmod and where is this cpanel?

OK, so you don't get it. No problem, you will just write to the guru that you bought your new wonderful software from and ask for help. You send an email asking for better instructions. You wait and wait and wait. Nothing.

In a couple hours you get a nice email from him thanking you for your purchase. He will now tell you about another super software item that will work alongside the first one and is just as easy to use. You decide to reply to this email with your help questions. But wait! Look at the email address that this message was sent from. no-reply@superguru.com. Guess where your support email is going to go. Right into his delete box. He will never even see it so you will never get any help.

So that's it. You have this great new software that will work wonders for your internet business. It is going to make your life so easy. If only you could figure out how to make it work. No support available. You just lost your money and time.

Don't feel lonely... you are part of the great majority of wanna be internet entrepreneurs. These gurus prey on you. They know you are excited about making a living online and sitting home working in your pajamas. They have studied the magic words that make you buy and they are wiling to sell you anything to help line their pockets. (They will even sell you a list of the magic words.) Who cares if you can't get it to work. Who cares if you just wasted your money. There are millions more just like you out there and the gurus will make money whether you're happy or not.

What do you do now?

Ultimate Membership Site is different. We don't assume anything. We write instructions with the idea that you just turned your computer on for the first time today. We tell you how to copy and paste. We tell you step-by-step, how to upload. We tell you where you can get the best FREE software to use for all your work. We explain in plain English how to do everything that you need to do to get your internet business up, running and making money.

If you can turn your computer on and open a browser, which obviously you can since you are reading this, you will be able to start your own internet business with our help at UltimateMembershipSite .com.

We are real people who offer real, useful advice. Your support emails will be answered with real answers, not just a link to a page that you already read and already didn't understand. We will talk you through every step and make sure you really do know what you are doing.

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